

Mind Screw: Do not attempt to understand this fic or the many levels of irony it operates on.Medium Awareness: Gamzee, repeatedly in chapter 1 but less so later on.Lust Object: Gamzee, to the point where he is called The Sexiest Troll On Alternia.Love Confession: Gamzee to Y/N in chapter 1.He manages to subdue Y/N in under two minutes. Iro Ny: Zilliumgrist subscribes to the Strider school of irony.Interspecies Romance: Dirk and Gamzee, Polypa and Joey.How did he managed to beat the living daylights out of Y/N and then tie them up in UNDER TWO MINUTES? Hypocrite: There is a character named Sexy Lowblood Grand Highblood.Hormone-Addled Teenager: Every teenager in the story.Hand Wave: Who's Y/N? Why is Gamzee so sexy? Why are Dirk Strider and Joey Lalonde on Alternia? Just go with it.Y/N is confused but still finds him incredibly sexy. Fourth-Wall Observer: Gamzee in chapter one.tumblr user aut0-resp0nder when they realized that they sort of came up with sexy lowblood gamzee when naming cursed bloodswaps with their kismesis and now has contributed to the creation of a monster.At their worst they can be fussy, pedantic, and insensitive. At their best, the Light-bound are resourceful and driven. They often take rules as simple suggestions, instead searching for loopholes or work-arounds. They aren't overly concerned with laws or norms, either. The Light-bound will go after knowledge with a fierce intensity that others may find distasteful. They are the ultimate students, and although that might conjure up the image of people sitting around peacefully waiting for knowledge to be brought to them, that couldn't be further from the truth. They are scholars and researchers, absolutely dedicated to knowledge for knowledge's sake. They are great alchemists, able to take multiple sources of information and synthesize them into something useful. They are, above all, driven to learn and understand. Those bound to the aspect of Light are the universe's knowledge-seekers.

The self they project into the world is often not under their control. Naturally trusting, they have trouble with deception or hiding their true selves, and will often worry about what others think of them. Possibly because they are so instinctual and flexible, they like having a defined set of rules-a safety net for their passionate lives. Because they generally take things as they come, Prospit Dreamers are less rebellious than they are adaptable-instead of struggling against authority, they will find a way to coexist with it. They solve problems with creativity rather than cold logic, often seeing multiple options with ease and clarity. They have trouble thinking things through, and their feelings toward specific situations and decisions can change from day to day.

This makes them quick to act and reliable in a crisis, but it also can make them capricious. When making decisions Prospit Dreamers tend to rely on gut instinct and whatever emotions they are experiencing at the moment. They naturally exist in the present, rather than look to the future or obsess over the past. Marked by a flexible optimism, the personalities of Prospit Dreamers are reactive and intuitive. They don't take rejection well, and a breakup can send them into a tailspin requiring an extended period of recovery. Romance is extremely important to Lime Signs, and when they fall, they fall hard. But it they take care to use their power for good, they make very loyal companions. If you catch them on a bad day, they can be incredibly vicious. Although they are exceedingly kind and empathetic individuals, many Lime Signs posses a mean streak. They tend to focus on their own flaws, rather than their good points. Lime Signs tend to have a large group of friends-they draw people to them with allure and the promise of excitement, and are usually unaware that they are doing it. Hiding their feelings does not come naturally to them, so many Lime Signs cultivate a hard outer shell to hide the passionate, caring person inside. They have a tendency toward melodrama, especially when they feel passionately about something, and their bad moods are loud and usually difficult to conceal. They are resolute in their decisions if they are going to do something, they do it. Lime Signs are tumultuous, bringing great emotion and creativity to their endeavors. If your true sign is Canpio, then you possess the unique combination of qualities held by all Lime Signs, Prospit Dreamers, and Light-bound.

CA(N)* = Lime Sign - *PIO = Prospit + Light
